Don’t give me the whole “I’m not not looking for a relationship” speech and then tell me to come out because I owe you a drink…  Sorry, maybe this isn’t the most social correct thing, but if you’re putting a halt to anything besides basic friendship, I’m not buying you shit.  I don’t buy my friends drinks, I buy dates drinks, or girls with potential.  Despite how this sounds, I’m cool with the just friends thing, because I’m not looking for a gf by any means, but do not even try to have your cake and eat it at my expense, that won’t fly.  

You can’t plan your own intervention, it doesn’t work like that.  Planning your intervention is you making it an attention guzzling spectacle to tell your sob story.  This is probably the greatest evidence that you do need help.  Who calls for a group forum for people to tell you how you’re upsetting them???

You’d think I would have learned by now but I haven’t.  I keep watching “classics” on Netflix instant stream,.  I’ve liked a couple, a bunch were ehhhh ok, and a few have just plain sucked.  I know one can make the argument that modern film making makes it hard to go back and appreciate older movies but I don’t buy that 100%.  This movie, was pretty fucking pointless.

Post apocalyptic - WTF happened Mate?

You spend the first 80 minutes building this story of a cop, and this gang, and only in the last ten minutes do they do the thing that makes Max mad and he f’s stuff up.  Other than that its basically just footage of cars and motorcycles driving through the countryside.  

So pointless.  I watched it instead of Jesus Camp because I was worried Jesus Camp was going to piss me off before I had to go to bed… FAIL

You suck, you suck horribly.  I don’ know how you got your job and why you feel like you should fuck everything up but you do.  When I was told last year that if I got a certain percentage grade in a class I wouldn’t have to take it again, that was a motivator for me.  I passed that percentage.  Now I get an email saying that even though I don’t have to take a class, I still have 6 assignments and 4 tests to take from it? Fuck you!  What was the fucking point?  I’m going spend more time muddling through the course work trying to decide what I do and do not have to do than I would if I just took the whole thing.  

I’m 25 years old.  I had some typical acne in high school, no big deal.  Why then, is my face more broken out now that probably ever before!?!  How does that make sense?  I have tried to think of reasons and have eliminated a lot of possibilities.  I’ve bought face wash, I’ve washed my sheets, I’ve changed hair products, I don’t know what it is honestly.  The only thing I can think of that I can’t control is the humidity in Louisiana.  This is my first full summer here and maybe the constant state of sweating I’m in is just just turning my face into a waste land.  This sucks.

I understand that you want to be comfortable on a 4 hour drive, thats fine.  However, when you are meeting someone at their place of employment and coming in for a tour, throw some more clothes on.  Now I feel like some skeezball asshole that ordered some bimbo in a tank top and booty shorts to parade around the office.  I wouldn’t show up to your work in a tank top and basketball shorts circa 1985.  Congrats, you have a huge rack, but would a fucking t-shirt and blue jeans kill you?

HEY, DUMB FUCK STOP TYPING IN ALL CAPS.  Its the weirdest thing because, its just different letters but in this day and age, I really feel like I’m being yelled at, annnnd I don’t like being yelled at.  The shitty part is, you can’t tell someone to stop typing in caps lock, because without a doubt they will respond with an all caps lock email telling you how they don’t give a fuck.  So, I’ll just post it on my little angry corner of the internet and hope it gets it out of my system.  

I’m proud of you, you quit “smoking” thats good for you and your health.  

Wait

You’re now addicted to e-cigs, going through the same actions, at the same times, responding to the same cravings as before…

So BRAVO you quit smoking! Now shut the fuck up you’re still smoking dumb-asses, talk to me when you aren’t getting your nicotine fixes.

For the last 2 or 3 months I finally started to feel like I was getting over her and now I’m back to dreaming about her…  Please stop, it makes being awake harder.

Cool, you speak spanish, I’m happy for you. Be warned that posting things in a language that I don’t speak is grounds for defriending.