October 2010
1 post
Immature Little Girl
Don’t give me the whole “I’m not not looking for a relationship” speech and then tell me to come out because I owe you a drink… Sorry, maybe this isn’t the most social correct thing, but if you’re putting a halt to anything besides basic friendship, I’m not buying you shit. I don’t buy my friends drinks, I buy dates drinks, or girls with...
September 2010
1 post
Dumbass...
You can’t plan your own intervention, it doesn’t work like that. Planning your intervention is you making it an attention guzzling spectacle to tell your sob story. This is probably the greatest evidence that you do need help. Who calls for a group forum for people to tell you how you’re upsetting them???
August 2010
6 posts
1 tag
Mad Max
You’d think I would have learned by now but I haven’t. I keep watching “classics” on Netflix instant stream,. I’ve liked a couple, a bunch were ehhhh ok, and a few have just plain sucked. I know one can make the argument that modern film making makes it hard to go back and appreciate older movies but I don’t buy that 100%. This movie, was pretty fucking...
Ingrid
You suck, you suck horribly. I don’ know how you got your job and why you feel like you should fuck everything up but you do. When I was told last year that if I got a certain percentage grade in a class I wouldn’t have to take it again, that was a motivator for me. I passed that percentage. Now I get an email saying that even though I don’t have to take a class, I still have...
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Face
I’m 25 years old. I had some typical acne in high school, no big deal. Why then, is my face more broken out now that probably ever before!?! How does that make sense? I have tried to think of reasons and have eliminated a lot of possibilities. I’ve bought face wash, I’ve washed my sheets, I’ve changed hair products, I don’t know what it is honestly. The only...
Tits MaGee
I understand that you want to be comfortable on a 4 hour drive, thats fine. However, when you are meeting someone at their place of employment and coming in for a tour, throw some more clothes on. Now I feel like some skeezball asshole that ordered some bimbo in a tank top and booty shorts to parade around the office. I wouldn’t show up to your work in a tank top and basketball shorts...
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CAPS LOCK GUY
HEY, DUMB FUCK STOP TYPING IN ALL CAPS. Its the weirdest thing because, its just different letters but in this day and age, I really feel like I’m being yelled at, annnnd I don’t like being yelled at. The shitty part is, you can’t tell someone to stop typing in caps lock, because without a doubt they will respond with an all caps lock email telling you how they don’t give...
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E-Cig Smokers
I’m proud of you, you quit “smoking” thats good for you and your health.
Wait
You’re now addicted to e-cigs, going through the same actions, at the same times, responding to the same cravings as before…
So BRAVO you quit smoking! Now shut the fuck up you’re still smoking dumb-asses, talk to me when you aren’t getting your nicotine fixes.
July 2010
6 posts
Subconscious
For the last 2 or 3 months I finally started to feel like I was getting over her and now I’m back to dreaming about her… Please stop, it makes being awake harder.
White people that post stuff in Spanish on...
Cool, you speak spanish, I’m happy for you. Be warned that posting things in a language that I don’t speak is grounds for defriending.
Technician that has worked here 30 years and turns...
It’s so sad that I have been doing this job for less than a year, and blow you out of the water. It’s so sad that even when you’re told the right way to do it, you can’t. It’s so sad that you can’t grasp the fact that your product is garbage. I feel bad about going off on him because I’m not sure he can help it mentally at this point but today was the...
Co-worker that comes in late everyday if they come...
I don’t know what world you live in that you think work is optional but fuck off. I understand that you do it, mostly because our management doesn’t have the balls to fire you, but have some self respect. Also, when you show up 2 hours late for work for the third day in a row how about you do some fucking work? Changing the desktop background on the computer is not that high on the...
Unemployed Person
How can you bitch about it being Monday when you don’t have a job? How is it different than Sunday, Tuesday, Wednesday, or Thursday?
Girl I've met once!
I don’t know why you think we’re BFFs all of a sudden but damn. I don’t need you texting me about my day, and I don’t need you telling me how I ignored you’re IM 4 days ago! Jesus, I thought I was lonely but I guess I’m doing a lot better than you.